smooth as kitty litter

being un-smooth
ow, i just triped over a flat surface

smooth as kitty litter bro...
by 0nec00lcat January 11, 2012
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smooth sailor

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup
We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.
by Good Ebening November 04, 2009
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B L Smooth

dude, hook me up with some B L Smooth!
by jmoskeet June 29, 2006
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smooth brain

A chill and easy going person who knows how to keep people happy, comfortable, and interested in life. From wherever begins to wherever it goes to. Lots of love to all the smooth brains out there.
I hope to read stories about people who had a moment where a smooth brain appeared and made an otherwise situation that much better.
by whatshouldIeatforlunch December 08, 2020
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Smooth Move, Ajax

When someone makes a bad or awkward decision (move).

Smooth move” - Sarcasm. The move was indeed, not smooth

Ajax”- Ajax is a rough cleaner, similar to comet. This part is more metaphorically literal, because it is comparing the target’s actions to one of the roughest household items
Person 1: Look how fast I can run!
*slips on a wet spot in the hallway*
Person 2: Smooth move, Ajax
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smooth nugget turd

1) "ay, ay kid, you got any smooth nugget turds?"
by 1jeaner1 August 01, 2021
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cha cha real smooth

to recover a situation badly
me: accidentally calls my teacher mother saves it by saying fucker afterwards
also me: cha cha real smooth
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeman May 24, 2019
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