slurp it

The ultimate insult!!! "It" refers to a generic term and need not be an inapprop reference. The purpose of this phrase is to stun a freech so completely helpless that all they can do in response is proceed to run home crying. I mean, come on, how else are you supposed to respond to such an incredible insult?

Dude, I'm sick and tired of you. Just go slurp it!

by jay joshi August 1, 2008

Slurpees

Herpes acquired from oral sex. Derived from herpes.

I heard he got slurpees from that loose cheerleader. Good for him.

by Fitz Fitzgerald November 19, 2007

Slurpie

The act of Fellatio performed upon a limp penis lasting for more than 5 seconds.

Dude, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up. She gave me a slurpie for a good 7 seconds or so, then I passed out. It was awesome.

by Bone-PA December 30, 2009

slurpee slut

Female 7-11 employees who like to date police officers. Usually they woo them with free coffee, donuts, and other treats.

He started dating the slurpee slut he met last week.

by Michele F. September 19, 2008

jizz slurpee

A cool, refreshing treat made from the semen of dozens of strapping young lads.

Luvnuts: I sure does love me a jizz slurpee

by Luvnuts March 4, 2003

slurry

Slut in a Hurry

She's even desperate for a Slurry

by Tim March 24, 2004

slarpy

n.
Excessive cumming on your hand due to youporn.com

Today was a slarpy day. My fingers kept crusting to the keyboard.

by floog July 23, 2009