Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

shrinking testicles

long term affect of drinking alcohol

Angela asked in class how testicles could shrinking AKA shrinking testicles

by XtremeSlayer529 October 23, 2013

skinning it

Hiding from or being lazy. The art of dogging the gig. Taking your time while others work hard. Taking your time, padding the clock.

Bob is skinning it while others are working.

"What is taking them guys so long, probably skinning it."

by madd mikem November 6, 2013

skanking

A form of dance in which you move your neck forward and backwards, almost like a pigeon. This is usually done to intense music like Rock, but can be done to more chilled stuff like Bob Marley. This is best done stoned or drunk, although is still fun with your boys when you are sober.

It is great skanking to this song.

by Its me Hazman! May 11, 2014

slinging pies

The act of delivering pizza.

Bobby Fresh is slinging pies for papa johns.

by Superchill November 1, 2014

Slinkling

An Inkling of Slinkyness.

Ive got a slinkling about that man sneaking around in that back alley...

by frostman77 January 18, 2015

Skunking

A defensive mechanism of farting on someone when being closely persued.
Verb Skunked.

"Ewan was chasing me up the stairs, so I stopped suddenly in my tracks and skunked him as he collided with me. He got a point blank Skunking."

by HellRoken June 8, 2014