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bunched up like a mini skirt

When something goes wrong or your put in a horrible situation.
"You just pissed in my ear! Thats bunched up like a mini skirt!"
by Low Brass And Alex September 18, 2006
mugGet the bunched up like a mini skirtmug.

blowing fairy dust up your skirt

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt, he'll just lie and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma August 4, 2014
mugGet the blowing fairy dust up your skirtmug.

what ever blows the dirt up your skirt

1. Synonymous with "whatever lifts your luggage".
2. You can use "whatever blows the dirt up your skirt" when directing this towards homosexuals or a friend who says something extremely gay.
Brian: hey damian
Damian: I'm thinknig about have gay sex today.. what do you think?
Brian: What ever blows the dirt up your skirt!
by Big poppa2923 May 15, 2010
mugGet the what ever blows the dirt up your skirtmug.

Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!

When you're at your local joust and you want to root for the horse with the biggest dick, but you can't tell which one is biggest because the horses have those decorative cloak/skirt things on; this is what you yell
You: Man I want the horse with the biggest dick to win this joust
Friend: But we can't see their dicks! They covered them up with those horse skirts!
You: You're right, this is unacceptable. Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!
by Spike The Dragon September 24, 2018
mugGet the Lift up the horse skirt, give us a peek!mug.

Skirt burger

Last night I had some delicious skirt burger boyz!
by Superawesomemom November 7, 2019
mugGet the Skirt burgermug.

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023
mugGet the skirt nobmug.

t-skirt

term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.
"hot damn is that girl not wearing pants?!?"

"calm your tits bro, it's just a t-skirt"
by burgundy14 August 21, 2014
mugGet the t-skirtmug.

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