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situational attractiveness

A state of hotness derived solely from one's occupation, or role in a situation. The situationally attractive individual is typically unattractive, or at least just average, in normal circumstances.
Person 1: "I have a really hot TA for CS this semester."

*few weeks later*
Person 1: "Nevermind, it's just situational attractiveness."

Person 2: "Oh, like he's only attractive because he's a TA?"

Other examples: female bartender, professors, RA's, baristas
by brilliantpenguin April 18, 2015
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sitcov

When somebody shits and coughs at the same time
My teacher sitcoved herself
by Eiggodretsneep February 9, 2018
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situational engineer

A person that designs, builds, constructs, maintains the works of circumstance in which one finds oneself or a state of affairs.
Even after realizing my most valuable asset I was still not aware of the infinite possibility of gain until I met a Situational Engineer that managed its movement and offered 'sound' advice.

I thought I knew what wealthy was, now I know.
by Bogus24 May 24, 2018
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Sithoumma

To be Malinsky’s Bitch. It’s a very spicific type of bitch ass cunt.
Shaver’s being a very big Sithoumma.
by Succ_My_Cuntz December 29, 2018
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Sithoumma

A person who sucks big black cunts and is a kiss ass to a bunch of cunts.
That Van guy is being a real Sithoumma today.
by Succ_My_Cuntz December 29, 2018
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Sitcom fuckening

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!
Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)
by Zombomb June 8, 2019
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situation framing

Though a painting's frame is separate from the painting, it influences how viewers see it. Any human interaction can be framed as, for example, an urgent complaint, a compliment, something serious and safety or life-threatening, or as something positive, pleasant, friendly, funny, inquisitive, etc. How a person presents himself to others by means of 1) his body's shape (athletic, fat, or skinny), 2) how he is dressed, 3) his hair, 4) what he says and the tonality with which he says each thing, 5) how confident or insecure or fearful or loving he is, and other details frame the situation he created, which whether the person knows it or not are modified by the five things above, and affect and can even determine it's outcome. To fool someone or for other purposes, individuals frame situations as something other than what they are. Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.
Some individuals can modify or even flip a "situation framing", to their advantage.
by but for February 24, 2020
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