Chair Sit

When you're so drunk that you have to just sit in a chair for a while and watch the party. Then you rally and get up an hour later. It doesn't count if you puke.

He was so drunk he did 3 chair sits last night.

by Chairsitcity November 25, 2011

Really good sit

A way to determine if a movie is good or not. Started by David Chen from /Film Cast

Sherlock Holmes is a really good sit

by Barratokuda November 12, 2014

Go sit on a dildo

The untimate defensive insult, complementing "your spleen." It implies that you are being a d-bag and should go anally violate yourself.

Dude #1:Hey man, why dont you go do your mom!
Dude#2: Why dont you go sit on a dildo!

by clavis jotey November 9, 2004

We Need to Sit Down and Think About This

A very long, profound way of saying, "Let's have a 3-hour meeting about how to do 5 minutes' worth of work."

Bob: "Should I book the grant money at quarter end or a third each month?"

Bob's Boss: "Well that might have an effect when we try to qualify the income. If the Board can't correlate the paradigm shift correctly, they might not be able to understand how we cross-mapped the budget and the actuals. We need to sit down and think about this."

Bob: "I should've just fucking posted it."

by JustAnotherGuy February 3, 2010

Impossible Sit up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.

Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do an Impossible Sit Up.

by Matt Walters April 23, 2008

olympic sit-up

take turns seeing if someone can do a sit up while someone covers their face with a towel and holds the towel to the ground, then someone squats over their face and spreads their ass cheeks, then as the person is trying really hard to do the sit-up, slip the towel off, and watch as their face gets buried between the fat sweaty ass cheeks.

"bet you can't do an olympic sit-up"
"your on"
*GRUNT*
"WTF!! OMG!! WHY would you!!!?!?!?"
"that was a very shitty sit-up"
olympic sit-up sit up shit ass

by browngnome November 7, 2010

Perpetual Ball Sit

A loop in which a person has begun due to sitting around on their balls. A person will become more depressed because they are sitting around not doing anything which then further leads to depression.

Friend:"Hey man, you want to go to the bar?"
Me:"Na dude, I dont feel like doing anything."
Friend:"Man, your on a perpetual ball sit."
Me:"I know."

by D3v10uS May 31, 2010