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Rhode Island Shuffle

When an impatient motorist inches out of a side street or parking lot, in an attempt to take a left onto a main road, and blocks off all traffic coming from his left until finally someone coming from his right feels bad enough for the blocked off lane to let this douchebag in.
"So I was driving down 1A in Pawtucket, and this asshole does the Rhode Island Shuffle right in front of me to try to get out of Papa Johns!"
by Lauren O'Jea January 25, 2008
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Shufflefaith

When you need insight into something and decide to trust the shuffle feature on your iPod/mp3 player/CD player.
"Should I ask Lily to the prom?"
"Have shufflefaith, man."
"The first song is 'Murder Mystery' by Scouting for Girls."
"Well, there you go."
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Shufflefucked

When your Ipod Shuffle selects a block of music that you just don't want to listen to.
Sukhdeep really wanted a variety of heavy metal and hip-hop to get him pumped at the Gym. Instead he got shufflefucked with Bollywood show tunes.
by Ben of Earth February 24, 2011
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Shuffle Fail

When you put your iPod (or some other type of mp3) on shuffle, and it plays some songs by the same artist at least 2 times in a row. Or if the songs start playing in Alphabetical Order after the device is put on shuffle.
I went to the party to hear some great music, but Bill's iPod had a Shuffle Fail, so everyone got tortured and had to listen to Lady Gaga for 3 hours straight. It was horrible.
by TheChampion613 June 20, 2011
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Shuffle the puppies

A figure of speech, used as a command, meaning “to move your feet.”
Shuffle the puppies!”
by Porkscratchings7 March 22, 2022
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nextel shuffle

1.The act of standing up to look at your cell phone, thus making you look ridiculous.
2.Checking your cell phone when a similar sounding phone tones in the vicinity. Generally, this act is attributed to Nextel phone users because all Nextels sound the same for the walkie-talkie feature, you know? the whole reason you bought the outrageously priced phone and confusing service contract.
Nextel phone:"BEEP BEEP"
Every Nextel owner in the room:"Is that you?"
Thusly, everyone does the nextel shuffle to check their phones.
by PrimusPilus May 1, 2007
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Bahnson Shuffle

Contorting your body in a manner unknown to mankind and only one person on earth can do this shuffle. etc. Bahnson
I was at a party and saw Bahnson do the Bahnson Shuffle...shit was crazy badass
by bahndiggity January 31, 2009
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