After Shock

A series of small farts after a huge one.

Chris: (farts)
Becca says "Damn that was a big one!"
Chris says "Yeah, and here comes some after shocks"

by SuperMeowMeowz June 5, 2010

shit shock

To be shocked into a near catatonic state.

Jim stood in total shit shock as he watched the madness unfold around him.

by Shaide July 16, 2008

Sticker Shock

A problem that affects people as soon as they try to buy groceries in Alaska, Hawaii, New York City or San Francisco.

Also very common at cheesy 'upscale' nightclubs in nearly every mid to large sized city in the United States.

From what I understand there is a seriously acute version of the disease in London too. Not sure if the British variety is contagious.

In Alaska everything is imported so prices are higher resulting in early sticker shock. When you start to notice that even products produced in that state (i.e. petrol, weed) are way more expensive than they would be elsewhere in the U.S. the condition moves beyond sticker shock and there is a new word for it: Gouging.

by Big Gaspar May 21, 2010

Prophylactic Shock

The reaction on a parent finding Condoms or the Pill in their teenagers room for the first time.

My Mom found a half pack of condoms when she did my washing, Man ! she went into prophylactic shock.

by Fyodor May 12, 2006

cock shock

When you build up static electricity and use your penis to shock another person, preferably a sleeping female or bro.

I can't believe you just cock shocked me, bro. Doesn't that hurt your cock?

by Bromski March 6, 2008

internet shock

When somebody gets shocked at how much they can do on a computer. Usually an old person or somebody who has got the internet for the first time.

Nan: You'll never guess where I was last night!
Me: Where?
Nan: Shopping for houses in SPAIN
Me: MUM Nan still hasn't gotten over internet shock has she?

by X - Leah _ x May 30, 2006

Bum Shock

Also known as Poo Jabs.

Bum Shock is caused by a confusion at the Sphincter and is recognised by a short attack of pain in the anus. It is ultimately caused by needing a massive poo which hasn't quite brewed.

Ouch, my bum hurts.

You've got Bum shock!

by Gallimerde March 3, 2007