Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024

oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

You screwed up and you can’t fix it

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.

I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

shit fuck tit

When you titty fuck a girl while having a dirty sanchez.

I would shit fuck tit Megan Fox

by Mr.BigClit July 6, 2011

fuck shit

a high person, likely to be found on the streets of Melbourne, who speaks mostly in profanities

Person 1: I hope there aren’t any Fuck Shits on the train today?
Person 2: It’s the Dandenong line, of course there will be Fuck Shits!

by babefest April 17, 2024

shit that fucking bitchmouth

You fucking shit your fucking bitch that likes to fucking fuck gab. You then fucking fuckface your mouth and fuck gab.
You fucking swear your fucking bitchmouth off.

oh we don't like him so shit that fucking bitchmouth.

by epedety November 6, 2020

FUCK shit

Playin games an bullshiting all the time an lyin

Girl u r always on that fuck shit

by Jason McNealy June 11, 2017