trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016

ikea shelf builder

Some dude who is bi with no game whatsoever but becomes infatuated with some chick who is already taken ( in a relationship or Married) but tries to play it off like he’s the “Gay Friend” and harmless. Dudes a looser and just acting to be always there as a shoulder to cry on, etc. so he can be in her ear like... you should leave him.

Her: Omg!? I just got in a fight with Brandon (boyfriend) He’s such a dick. I’m going to hang out with Chris at the mall.

Her friend: stop hanging with that dude he’s such an ikea shelf builder, plus isn’t he gay?! Why is he so infatuated with you?

by Strive30005 September 20, 2017

clearing the shelf

to sleep with all the men available

Girl, I wanted a man but you clearing the shelf.

by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020

Shelfing

During intercourse, the act of putting in just the balls (no penis) into the vagina

“Bro did you hit”
“Nah we just went shelfing”

by 69coochie-man69 October 4, 2021

Wall, Shelf, Door

An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.

"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."

"Oh, no!"

by PocketFruit July 29, 2025

the bottom shelf

A low end illegal bar that is run in one of your friends basements that features cheap alcohol and (usually) cold beer where people pregame and postgame actual bars

The Bottom Shelf is the best bar in town

by BigPete623 August 5, 2019

knick-knack shelf

large hood rat, snoop doggy dogg video hoe-in' azzzzz

Tyrone, ya ho' Cassandra got a Knick-Knack shelf! Jizzamm!

by NoShwagHere May 14, 2003