The Shocker

The shocker (Three steps):
1. 2 in the pink, dick in the stink.
2. Putting your dick in her mouth to calm her down.
3. kicking her ass out the door when she cries/screams/cusses after performing the above.

Old bitch got a triple-shocker last night! I made her asshole bleed and her breath smell like shit!

by She deserved it April 30, 2005

ultimate shocker

thumb on the cliter, two in the baby spitter, and one in the shitter.

I hope my guy gives me the ultimate shocker tonight. If he does, I'll let him donkey punch me.

by Frelynn October 1, 2006

Shacker

A person who is addicted to shatter.
Coke cooked into crack. Addict is cracker
Weed cooked into shatter. Shacker

I just caught that shacker hitting his rig in the mcdicks parking lot.

by Aint trippin January 22, 2017

shocker

In its more modern usage, the term shocker refers to a sexual act and not to a surprising event.

by the_red__pill___ September 24, 2003

Shockers

Basically the coolest nigs ever

you dude you wanna hang out with the shockers.. YEAh i heard mike is the shit hes so cool

by shanahanagins June 14, 2008

the shockers

a band from goshen,ny that is awesome. it consists of chris,billy,eric,and chris

jamiez: hey dude are you going to the shockers concert.
joe-nathan: wats the shockers?
jamiez:only the best band on f-ing planet

by chrissy January 5, 2005

shocker

a type of fingering a chick where u stick pointer and middle finger in her pussy, rub with ur thumb and put ut pinky up her ass

justins lover: "wutd u and ur girlfriend do last night?"
justin: "i gave her the shocker"
justins lover: " im so jelous...."

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005