shitter sense

The uncanny knack that important people you usually speak to over the telephone (ex. Guidance counselor from your child's school, principal, loan officer, parole officer, sheila from last week, etc.) possess that forces them to call you as you have found your most comfortable position on the shitter, usually just as you are mid extrusion. Often times it will cause a spasm of the sphincter, which results in a partial pinch, or cling on, of the loofa log that often must be cleared manually with toilet paper (hopefully) over the hand before reaching for the phone.

Son; "Dad! Guidance counselor called and he needs to talk to you!"

Response; "That bastard has one hell of a shitter sense, I'm mid log!"

by JonChad15 April 15, 2021

Road Sense

Something not all people possess. The ability to utilise your common sense and drive responsibly. Usually obtained by being a safer driver and avoiding the Five Fatal Factors (speeding, drink/drug driving, seatbelt/helmet misuse, distraction & fatigue). Alternatively, can be obtained by attending a Road Sense Australia Ltd. driver training program.

Friend: Let’s go 120km in this 60km zone!

Me: Um No! That’s not very road sense!

*A short while later*

Friend: Damnit, I just got booked for doing 120km in a 60km zone.

Me: Dude. I told you not to do that. I’m never getting into a car with you again… go check out Road Sense’s Australia’s driver programs and learn some road sense.

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What is Road Sense? It’s the charity that all law enforcement, parents, teachers and responsible community members love. Go to www.roadsense.org.au to see for yourself!

by Dominant Opinions December 2, 2021

shadow Sensei

A Shadow Sensei is a Person who master the Shadow Fuck. While shadow fucking you have "sex" with another Person without penetration. After that you can call yourself half a virgin.

Shadow Sensei: yo dudes! yesterday i had some really good shadow sex!

friend: what even is that you weirdo?

Shadow Sensei: we had sex with cloth on without me penetrating my partner

Friend: Wooow so now youre only half a virgin!

by Shadow Sensei May 18, 2023

Danshita Sensei

Danshita is defined as a baka or fool

You must be a danshita sensei.

by Hiroki danshita October 11, 2023

Common Sense

Ironically, despite its name, Common Sense is not so common. In this tier, the items are like the invaluable, yet surprisingly rare, ability to think and act using knowledge, experience, understanding, and insight. Possessions at the Common Sense level are hard to come by, often overlooked, but immensely beneficial and impactful when appropriately utilized.

1. It took me weeks to strategize and earn a Common Sense weapon, which immediately made my character much more formidable in battle.

2. She equipped her character with a Common Sense ring that boosted her intuition stats significantly.

by chickensgocluck November 9, 2023

The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.

Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.

by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009

shitting my senses

Just absolutely losing your mind....it feel like your brains are sliding out of your head.

I'm so tired from work today, at this point I'm just shitting my senses. I can't even form a sentence!

by Brudda Mikus January 6, 2011