Scooterized

The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.

Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".

by plumberboy123 October 20, 2020

Scruff scooter

A special move performed when going down on a girl that uses friction and the roughness of your facial "scruff" to get her off

Gave my girl the ol' Scruff scooter and she was howling for more!

by Hovym December 30, 2016

Scooter

The best computer made by apple and razer

Razer and Apple made the best computer worth $69696969696969696969696969 and its called SCOOTER?!?!

by #MicosoftScooter August 15, 2018

scooter pus

A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it

I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen

by Peter Hung December 31, 2021

E-scooter virginity

When you’re a college student at a big school your first time getting hit by someone on an e-scooter is when you lose your e-scooter virginity. Very few people graduate as e-scooter virgins

That football player hit me on his e-scooter yesterday. He took my e-scooter virginity

by OG Zus August 18, 2025

Scooter Burger

When you park your bus at a local diner in Harrison, MI and you order a cheeseburger but it gets served to another patron and you're forced to sit in the corner and watch them eat it

#Cuckold

Hey guys, wanna head up to The Peasantry for a Scooter Burger...Bentley is working tonight. #SpecialSauce

by anonymous July 10, 2023

scooters

A scooter is something you ride to travel around faster

Scooters is more than one scooter

A pro scooter is a scooter that is

made for tricks or stunts and in competitions

Yo there riding scooters

by Icy 420 November 13, 2018