scharlet

The bestest most kindest person but she should stop shipping her friends

Wow look she is cool
I know that is Scharlet

by 🍒💅🏽🍪💥 May 24, 2021

Scarfy

A literal sweerheart. Anyone would sell their arm and leg to meet a Scarfy in real life. Scarfies are super hot and beautiful, not mention sex gods 😍😍

"Hey I met someone named scarfy today!"

by Krisisis November 21, 2021

scarfyyii

me, i'm scarfyyii
guys, i'm not obsessed with kashima. who's that?

person: who is scarfyyii
me: i'm scarfyyii
person: oh, you're that one kashima akebono stan, right?
me: no

by arcebono April 3, 2022

Schafering

A term for a person that lags behind, lazy, half ass thing, or to be extremely slow. It causes road blocks to what you need to accomplish for that day or week. It can also mean to be really fast in some situations.

Are you schafering your route today? I’m schafering mine.

Damn I feel like I’m schafering this project!

Are you schafering your homework?

Damn! That car is extremely ultra schafering down the road! Vuuum!

Why are you schafering that essay?

by mikeryan3459 January 30, 2023

Shit-Scarfer

Someone who uses a scarf to wipe their butt clean. The scarf is grasped at one end behind the rear, pulled between the legs and held at the front by the other hand. A swift sawing motion back & forth cleans the rear. This could cause a UTI if not careful.

While trying to show her friends that she's a shit-scarfer, S*****y gave herself a wedgie.

by BooHooBean March 31, 2010

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

pearl scarf

When one uses a scarf as a jizz bib, then returns the scarf to its rightful owner. The rightful owner then wears scarf around his/her neck, usually without knowing or ever finding out that it is stained with dried up man jam.

Roommate A: "Hey, I need to go out. Have you seen my scarf?"
Roommate B: "It was in my room so I hung it up in the closet."
Roommate A: "Cool." (Starts putting on scarf) "So where you been the last twenty minutes?"
Roommate B: *snorts/chuckles*
Roommate A: *tucks chin into scarf and sniffs* "Wait . . . did I just put on a pearl scarf?"
Roommate B: Yup!!!
Roommate A: No!!!!

by jylax February 8, 2014