k-scale

A rating scale for sexual encounters, ranging from negative-infinity to 10, with 10 being the best sex of your life, 0 being the equilibrium where you'd feel the same if you just went home and masturbated, and anything negative is so shameful that masturbating would have been an improvement.

Friend: Yo K, did you hook up with that aweful pancakes girl last night?

K: Yeah, then again this morning, unfortunately.

Friend: Why unfortunately?

K: Ugh, I knew she wasn't going to be really positive on the K-scale, but when I saw her in the daylight she was like a -3.

Friend: Dang dude, you should have just waxed the dolphin yourself.

by renobtraf October 10, 2013

poo scale

A poo scale is any scale you keep in your bathroom. The only purpose of this scale is to determine the weight of your poo by weighing yourself before and after taking a poo.

Customer: "Could you point me in the direction of the poo scale department?"
Employee: "Are looking for the bathroom scales?"
Customer: "Yes, the poo scales."
Employee: "They are back there."
Customer: "Thanks."

by rufusclay November 7, 2013

sneeze scale

A scale used to rate the intensity and exaggeration of a sneeze, typically from 1-10

"Did you see Arnold's sneeze? He did a complete 360!"

"Yeah, I gave him an 8.6 on the sneeze scale."

by shartsicle October 15, 2014

Chickter Scale

The scale from 1 to 10 on which you would place a man/woman according to "hotness"

Ciaran: "what would you rate her?"
Des: "on the chickter scale? 7, maybe 8"

by DrKnight July 11, 2017

pee scale

The scale by which the colour of pee is measured. From 0 to 10, 10 being pretty much orange. There is also a pulp scale measuring the amount of pulp in the pee. There are two ways of measuring pee, the toileted method, and the mid-stream method. The mid-stream method usually gives more accurate results, as different toilet designs can alter the perceived colour of the pee when using the toileted method.

Kevin: Shit man, that was like a 9 with a pulp factor of 7 on the pee scale!
Angela: You should visit the doctor.

by EuroChemist November 1, 2017

Dope Scale

A scale that goes from dope to soap (soap is good and dope is based). It’s used to determine how dope a situation is.

On the dope scale Yoli is dope

This dope is pretty soap

by The og dope November 29, 2018

Mr scales

Mr fishers replacement.

“One tree can make a thousand matches, but one match can burn a thousand trees.”
“Mr scales, what the fuck?”

by Gladdice October 16, 2019