sammy sosa

One who plays for the Cubs there for will never win or get to world series and also sucks more than ever could be imagined.

Did you see the White Sox kick their little Sammy Sosa Butts!

by Julie B October 23, 2003

Sammy Mac

a dumb anorexic cunt who tries to hookup with guys who have girlfriends

i love my boyfriend but im worried sammy mac is gunna try and f*uck him

by lalalalala90 October 25, 2009

Sidewalk Sammie

the chick that you always see standing on the coner of the intersection right before you get to wal-mart; not wearing much of anything, with red hair and brown eyes.

On my way to Wal-Mart, I saw Sidewalk Sammie standing with Motel Mindy.

by Lovely Lily March 16, 2009

sammy joe

A nasty whore who will suck your boyfriends dick, and she cheats on her boyfriend and lies about it and then she starts rumors about her friends and loses them all.

She sucked your dick even tho she had a boyfriend? Damn she's a Sammy joe!

by Your moms attic March 1, 2017

The Sammy Hagar

The sammy Hagar is a sex posistion in which the man holds his women like a guitar. Head over right shoulder he "tunes" her nipple whilst fondeling her vaginal area.

Oh Chris please preform the sammy hagar on me.

by Chris April 16, 2005

sammie

another word for sandwich

i'm making a sammie

by git0807 December 9, 2010

Sammy Hagar

Sammy Hagar is a bridge drone troll. He is a complete whiney bitch who is deathly afraid of the success that Classic Van Halen had that he could never live up to. Bluntly put he is just an old angry man who lives in a delusional fantasy world in which Van Hagar sold 20 million more albums than Classic Van Halen. Every time he talks he utters nothing but lies and sounds like a sack of assholes. Bette Midler and Sammy Hagar are the same person.

Again... Sammy who ? I thought Van Halen had only one lead singer David Lee Roth. Sammy Hagar ?

by Patrik Durica November 4, 2007