Marijuana that is smoked just before a meal in order to enhance the experience of eating, as if it were part of the meal.
Riley: Hey man, you ready to go out to dinner?
Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.
Riley: Alright, I'm D.
Tommy: Hold up, let's have a starter salad.
Riley: Alright, I'm D.
by Criler September 1, 2009

A person who is both a cholo and a salad concurrently. Family members include little borther Cholo Side Salad, and Asian second-cousin Chinese Cholo Salad.
by yourdadslastdance January 24, 2016

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.
I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!
She’s always giving lap salads.
She’s always giving lap salads.
by Salty fish November 5, 2017

1. The epitome of healthy masculinity.
2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.
3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
2. A man whose ancestors slayed dragons.
3. A classy, smart and respectful dude.
by salad_king June 24, 2021

An act where marijuana is placed in a girls butthole and the partner lights the marijuana and smokes it through the girls vagina.
by golf88 December 18, 2016

by bomberboi March 14, 2019

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.
by john mugster March 17, 2019
