lap salad

Discreetly fondling someone seated next to you. Typically, the fondlers think no one notices what is going on. You can serve a lap salad to someone or have two people share the lap salad together.

I can’t believe the two of them were sharing a lap salad right at the bar!

She’s always giving lap salads.

by Salty fish November 5, 2017

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Shitty Salad

A shitty salad that is really shitty

*shitty salad*
"damn that's a shitty salad"

by _Feddi_ May 5, 2020

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Salad Device

A specialized type of device designed to be used specifically on salad.

Hey, can you pass me the salad device, I need it for my salad.

by Ric Mic June 1, 2017

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cholo salad

A person who is both a cholo and a salad concurrently. Family members include little borther Cholo Side Salad, and Asian second-cousin Chinese Cholo Salad.

Brian Blood is a Cholo Salad.

by yourdadslastdance January 24, 2016

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Sneezer Salad

When you cum so hard into your girlfriends mouth that cum comes out her nose. You must then toss romaine lettuce and Parmesan cheese with the “sneezed out “ cum dressing and serve cold.

Kendall , with her deviated septum, can make the fuck out of a sneezer salad

by Trainius M November 22, 2018

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