texting sailor

Someone who mainly curses like a sailor in text messages but, reframes from cussing up a storm in person

In person: “This is such a marvelous party”

In Text Msg: “Awwwwww shit this fucking part is fucking off the fucking shit ball”

Dude, Maddie never cusses in person she is a texting sailor, though I would of never thought she kissed her mother with that mouth!

by Dirtybucket January 25, 2019

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jewish sailor

A dope ass sandwich from a local sandwich shop. Or a fancy sex move where a male takes his penis and thrusts it into his partner’s booty hole to the song “Come Sail Away” by Styx.

The Jewish Sailor filled me up good last night.

by Stone N’ Bone #420 July 1, 2019

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Sailor-dave

When a man slaps a woman with a tuna fish, then enters his penis in her tuna box

I gave her a sailor-dave

by Van hoe November 28, 2019

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Pencil sailor

An extreme slamming procedure in drug culture. A male who injects drugs, most commonly methamphetamine, into a vein in his penis slang: pencil" to induce a dopamine intoxication trance. To discover "unexplored waters" of the psyche slang: sailor. Considered a ritual by some participants, it is usually followed by immediate intercourse.

Client: How you like getting high?
Money Boy: I like pencil sailors.
Client: Intravenous?
Money Boy: Nods in the affirmative
Client aside: This rent boy is dangerous.

by rethinker May 6, 2019

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