by butterone78 August 23, 2019
Get the Alex Is Salty mug.When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner
by Jontssss May 16, 2021
Get the salty mariner mug.It’s a mix of Jacob sartorius and sluts, this word is for people who are above and beyond saltiness.
by Canigetahooiyahbaby November 2, 2018
Get the Salty slutorious mug.Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"
Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
Guy 2: "No you didn't!"
by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018
Get the Salty Parachute mug.A long time player (veteran) of a specific videogame that was disappointed to many times to be optimistic anymore towards any positive changes in the community or the game itself. Salty vets are usually the most passionate and the most ranting players in a gaming community.
You saw that post on reddit yesterday?
Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
Yeah, typical rant from another salty vet. He had a point though.
by NonameFTW May 8, 2018
Get the salty vet mug.Getting blowjob from an old lady with a stoma. After she swallows she covers her mouth and nose and blows the cum out from the hole in her neck.
Last night Todd got a blowie from the stoma lady. She gave him a salty blowhole. He ended up with jizz in his eye.
by Agent Q1Z July 27, 2018
Get the Salty Blowhole mug.a guy's tasty dick when he gets oral sex without having washed 'recently': his partner is having a 'salty sam' on account of the salty sweat and other residues that are ingested in the process of the fellatio
she just went for it before i could suggest a quick shower...I thought "hey, I guess she won't mind a salty Chicharon...whatthafuk, maybe she likes it that way!"
by Dr. Awesome PhD February 27, 2011
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