swab jockey

Anyone in the U.S. Navy below the rank of Vice Admiral.

A couple of swab jockeys got drunk and fell off the fantail of their frigate last night.

by ars64 April 15, 2006

Swagosaurus

Any individual whose character is noticeably flawed by "swag". (a personality defect which entices the carrier to act in any manner one would find irritating and irrational) Their state of swagger brings out an irrational sense of superiority and power, usually resulting in the individual pursuing a lesser quality of living.

Identifying features include: hats worn improperly, a jacket worn in inappropriate weather, jeans sagging below the waistline, an awkward gait in their stride, a posse of slutty women, and beginning most sentences with bro, dude, yo, or hey.

1. The swagosaurus was seen walking down the street with his cap on backwards murmuring drunken whispers underneath his noxious breath.

2. John: "Yo swagling, viswagra, swagaholic, swaggetti, swagosaurus, swaglet-"

Anonymous: "dude... What?"

John: "shoes are untied... So is your belt"

by Ink-lyosaurus August 28, 2013

Dick Swagger

A dick that has overall BAMFness, coolness, and the ability to give fangirls and fanboys boners that go to the rings of Saturn.

See that guy in the red leather pants over there? He has major dick swagger goin on.

by Ari Wolfe May 6, 2011

swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

Miss Swan

I tell a you...
I tell a you...

He look..
He look-a-like a...

He look-a-Like a MAN.

Miss swan:Just a wittle bit off bacon..

by Miss_swan October 20, 2010

swav`e

to be extrordanary or awesome in how you dress, act, and say;; to be rad.

jakub those DCs and rolling stones short you have are so swav`e

by leah cracken June 11, 2006

Swagtastic Trio

a group of three people (usually male) who walk into a social event and all eyes are on them. they seem to attract everyone with their level of swagger. and all of their swagger combined results in the phenomenon known as the "swagtastic trio"

female 1- did you see Josh, Ryan, and Zach last night?

female 2- hell yeah they was lookin real fine..

female 1- they were so swagged out! i just wanted to drop my panties on site

female 2- we call that a swagtastic trio my dear, and yeah i wanted to drop 'em too

by J*Hudd October 5, 2009