Strawberry Surprise

The surprise when you look in the mirror after the act of going down on a woman in the dark whilst she is unaware she is menstruating.

Dude, what happened to your face?". "Strawberry surprise man........

by Madmen1149 July 26, 2010

Surprise Squid

1. The action of one unexpectedly ejaculating after being very surprised.

2. When a person has an unexpected orgasm after being surprised by something or someone.

That was so startling, you made me have a Surprise Squid!

by The Checkered Peach May 21, 2011

cim surprise

Cim Surprise

I had my new Girlfriend sucking my cock. She said promise not to cum in my mouth. I said yes. As I got close I placed my hands on the back of her head and shot my complete load of cum in her mouth making a Cim Surprise.

by Asianpoker January 31, 2022

The Surprise Pick

An unexpected excess of snot deposited on your finger. Not to be confused with the Surprise blow, which could be omitted from genitalia or assorted other orifices!

You're pretty sure your nose just has a tiny wee booger in there. You breach the outer rim slightly and strike gold straight away. It's not even crusty.. & you're not even feeling clogged up!

You extract your finger to find a nasal snot baby attached to your finger the size of a cherry!!

WOAH! Where did THAT come from?? That's the surprise pick!

by K-man75 September 3, 2012

Pleasantly Surprised

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.

I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised

by Iamthegodofpremoves February 17, 2023

Law of Surprise

The Law of Surprise is a custom as old as humanity itself. The Law dictates that a man saved by another is expected to offer to his savior a boon whose nature is unknown to one or both parties. In most cases, the boon takes the form of the saved man's firstborn child, conceived or born without the father's knowledge

Law of Surprise... it's something we invoke at times, but rarely. Usually we just take gold.

by Sbrodolino21 February 9, 2020

dry surprise

Unsuspecting anal sex without any lubricant.

For his birthday, his boyfriend gave him a dry surprise.

by frankandbeans10 April 14, 2014