The art of shucking a 14 inch Pringles can up your arse until you poop a little, then you lube up and see how many dildos u can fit in at once.
by Fleet Street about to tweet January 21, 2020

Alex is a kind guy that may be small but has a big heart he cares for every one, Alex loves playing sports. He’s so one you would want to spend the rest of your life with he’s very funny and always looking for a laugh
by Alex male February 22, 2019

Alex - a definition for a girl
Alex is an amazing friend. She’ll keep alll your secrets. She’s got tough love, and she’s beautiful. All the boys want her, she has dark brown straight hair and deep blue eyes. She’s loyal and trustworthy. She’s got a ton of friends and she’s short.
Alex is an amazing friend. She’ll keep alll your secrets. She’s got tough love, and she’s beautiful. All the boys want her, she has dark brown straight hair and deep blue eyes. She’s loyal and trustworthy. She’s got a ton of friends and she’s short.
by Definitionmaker102 November 10, 2018

Someone who u can trust he's rude sometimes but he never means it he's funny and caring and is someone u don't wanna let leave ur life
by Courtney_love January 1, 2021

The kind of guy who just randomly has a burger patty in his pocket, but would be totally willing to share it if you were hungry.
by nickn April 15, 2019

Someone who will stay by your back until the end of time, a crazy, funny amazing guy who deserves so much of the world. he's a guy who will always make you smile and laugh no matter what mood you are in, make you feel better when you are down and always be there when you need someone.
by lolskid123 February 3, 2018

Tiny beta male with tiny pp. He can be funny but most of the time a pain in the ass. He is 99% homosexual and like people called Ivan. Alex parents are mostly related.
Ah, he's such an Alex
by Mikro Petro January 11, 2022
