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Long Story

It's what someone says when another person asks a question the other person doesn't want to explain; whether or not the explanation is long or not.
Morgan: Why do you only eat in even numbers?
Sparki: Long Story, dude.
by Sparki16755 October 1, 2008
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The Neverending Story

One of the best novels ever written.

It was written in German by Michael Ende, first published in 1979, and adapted into a movie in 1984.
Gary: I remember seeing "The Neverending Story" when I

was a child. It completely blew my mind! I always

dreamed of going to Fantasia...

John: That trash is a disgrace! Once you have read the

book you will never be the same again. And by the

way, fuckwit, it's Fantastica, not Fantasia!
by Fantastica February 27, 2010
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Sex story

Natasha lived in an apartment and her roommate was gone so she decided to have her boyfriend over. She sees Katsuki her boyfriend and she started to get wet. Her heart was racing and before she realised what was going on Katsuki had grabbed her and thrown her on the couch. He ripped off his shirt as Natasha did the same. He undid her size DD bra and threw it on the floor. He squeezed her breasts and began to play with her nipples. She was getting wetter by the second. Natasha quickly undoes Katsuki's belt and takes off the rest of his clothes. Katsuki does the same to Natasha. He then drags his fingers gently and slowly down from her breasts. He reaches to her inner thighs and then proceeded to her pussy. He begins to rub her clit. Natasha is gasping for air. He slips his fingers in deep. He than adds another finger and another. Natasha is so close to squirting but knows she has to hold it otherwise Katsuki would be mad. Without warning Katsuki thrusts his whole cock into her mouth whilst still fingering her hard. Natasha gaggs but she really enjoys sucking on his long hard 12" cock. He cums in her mouth and she swallows all of it. He then pulls out and thrusts his whole cock into her pussy. He licks the cum off his fingers and then goes back to playing with Natasha's breasts as he roughly thrusts bach and forth. He pulls out, dripping with your juices he shoves his cock back in her mouth unexpectedly. He pulled out and they both lay there for a while dripping in cum.
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Lesbian sex story

I walked up to her and grabbed her hips, pulled her closer and started tentatively kissing her lips. She deepened the kiss and her hands ran up into my hair, mine pulling her closer still and moving around her back. I poked my tongue against her lips and she bit it, she let me in. I shoved my tounge down her throat and she nibbled it and bit at it as her hands slowly ran up my shirt.

I pulled her behing me still kissing into the bedroom where I sat her down on my lap, my head was tilted up kissing her as her hands grasped my tits and slightly squeezed making me moan softly into her mouth. I started to move her against me, slowly, rhythmically. She got into the rhythm and started doing it herself as I ran my hands up the back of her shirt and felt her warm bare skin under my hands. I pulled her around and now she was underneath me laying down on the bed. I could feel her pussy throbbing beneath me, even through her jeans. I pulled myself from her lips and started kissing her jaw down to her collar bone. I bought me mouth up to her ear and gently brush her ear. "Take off your shirt." I commanded and she immediately stripped off her shirt to reveal her lacy black bra and perfectly round breasts. "Like what you see?" She moaned into my ear. I groaned in response
She unzipped her jeans and slowly slid them down her legs and her soaking wet thong was almost invisible it was that wet.

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"May I?" I say glancing up at her as I Lower my head down to her breasts. She turned her head up and moaned as I licked her hard nipples and moved my finger around in circles and i caressed the other. She was pulling at my hair to stop hers from moaning so loud.

She pulled at my shirt and j ripped it off revealing my Nike bra, she laughed silently "of course" as she put her hand into by bra and started squeezing my tits harder and harder. I quivered with pleasure.

I left one hand at her tits and kissed down past her dripping pussy to her thigh, and held her down with my other hand. I started kissing my way back up to her vagina. She started bucking as soon as my lips touched hers. I took my other hand down from her tits and held her down by her waist. I could feel her huge throbbing clit with my tongue and j started going back and forth and she screamed in extacy.

Part 1 of lesbian sex story
by Lonely_Le$bean March 11, 2023
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Sex story

Amy was in her room feeling a little horny, so she texts her bf Ben and says “hey babe u know how ur a virgin? After tonight u won’t be ;)” She then begins to masturbate as Ben drives over. Ben let’s himself in the door and heads up to Amy’s room where he sees her naked on the bed with a vibrator in her throbbing pussy he instantly becomes hard and walks up to her saying “u need some help?” Then he strips in front of her and she lets out a small moan. He crawls up on top of her and takes the vibrator out and starts to kiss her titties, kisses become licks, licks become nibbles, until her tits are bright pink and her pussy is throbbing, Ben then works his way down to her bright pink pussy and starts to eat her out. Any moans then says “Daddy faster” Ben obeys and she gets an orgasm and screams “DADDY DONT STOP” He licks her pussy harder and she screams “IM GONNA CUM” She came all over his face and kept cumming even when bed shoved his dick into her dripping pussy, witch had turned red and hard from watching her moan and scream. “DADDY FUCK ME HARDER!” She yelled at Ben who complied. After about 30 mins with several orgasms each, Amy said it’s your turn, and flipped him over and sucked his 13” monster cock until he cummed witch she licked up every drop of and slipped his monster into her still throbbing pussy and rode him like a horse until they changed to a 69 position and fell asleep in 69 on Amy soaked sheets, having orgasmed a total of 47 times each.
Did this sex story make u horny?

If not I don’t blame u this was my first time making a sex story
THIS WAS NOT A TRUE STORY
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nancy story

refering to any Nacy Drew book.
When I we were little we used to read those nancy stories together on te bus.

I only have one nancy story left after that massive garage sale.
by Nirvanna Lildharrie December 29, 2007
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Sex story

A story that usually makes people horny
Ivy handed me a metal vibrator."Is this what I hope it is?""YES! it's a vibrator!""THANK YOU!"I slip it slowly under my school uniform and slip it into my pussy.I grab the remote for the vibrator and turn it on."Mmm.""We should probably get to first period violet.""Mh- yeah."time skip It's now near the end of second period I couldn't hold the pressure any longer and it was too late."MMMHH!"The hot young teacher strides over to me."Violet meet me after class.""Yes, sir.""Good. Class dismissed!"As the class leaves, he grabs the remote and turns it up to max."MMH!""Violet get naked right now."I do as he says."Good girl.""What do you want me to do now sir?""I want you to bend over my desk.""Yes sir."
I bend myself over his desk. I watch him get undressed, staring at his perfect abs and big cock."Like what you see?""Yeah, what are you going to do now?""Fuck you, hard because that's what a dirty slut like you deserves.""Mhm- daddy."He slowly takes the vibrator out, I whimper at the sudden loss of vibration but it is soon replaced with the tip of his big cock. Suddenly he slams his cock in."MMMH!" "Let me hear you darling.""AHH DADDY!!""UGHH! Your so tight darling." He starts to fuck you harder and rougher."AHH!! I THINK I MIGHT CUM!!""UGHH!! DON'T COME YET, I WILL TELL YOU WHEN!"He goes faster and faster until you can't keep it in much longer."MMH- I'M GOING TO CUM, I CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER!!"As he says that you cum, he cums at the same time, both feeling great.A true Sex story
by Gabsie._.hello0 September 18, 2022
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