Stonehocker

A person with a sexual attraction to small stones and pebbles. Often known to shove them up into their anal cavity.

My friend Doug is such a stonehocker.

by franklloydfright October 14, 2018

Sponey

Money that is already allocated to something else and essentially already spent before recieving it.

John: How's your new job going Noah? Heard you’re making lots of money?

Noah: Yeah right… making sponey, got mad bills to pay.

by IkeTurnt July 18, 2022

Pussy Stone

Noun: A small toiled paper ball that clings to a woman's pubic hair.

Dude, I flicked a pussy stone off of my girl and it hit the cat.

by Jay Charbonneau June 5, 2009

Getting stone

USA - smoking weed
Muslim nations - death by rocks

USA - bro lets go to the dispensary and get stoned!

Muslims - "why is she getting stone" "because i saw her ankles"

by Infamous_TF May 22, 2018

Shoney Floater

A Shoney Floater is when you pull over at each Shoney's restuarant along the interstate and take a shit in the toilet tank or the soap dispenser

Dennis holds the world record for the dropping the most Shoney Floaters in a 24 hour time frame.

by J Holland June 28, 2006

Stoneface

Stoneface is a game played with one female, a group of males, and a table. The female positions herself under the table. The males sit around the same table. The female then performs oral sex on one of the males. The object of the game is for the males to guess who is receiving oral sex.

When Danielle played stoneface with the boys, Ted couldn't keep a straight face and gave himself away.

by Stonefaced September 22, 2009

Stone Cutters

aka Sacred Order of the Stonecutters

The Stonecutters World Council included George HW Bush, Orville Redenbacher, and Mr. T.

Also, Homer Simpson is the chosen one, the leader of the Guild.

(basically, a pararody of the Stone Masons)

"who holds the electrict car"
"we do, we do"
- Verse of the stone cutters anthem

by Moody// June 30, 2006