that's the way the pickle squirts

The way the seamen in the male reproductive organ the penis, squirts as he ejaculates. Ie, the direction.

Woman: HEY, you got some in my eye!!
Man: Sorry, that's the way the pickle squirts!

by courtney May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

It means that's how life is. It's used after something unfortunate happens

Jim knocks over Jane's ceramin doll collection and says "Well that's the way cookie crumbles"

by Joe Garifo May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

When something doesn't go your way.

Dude: Bummer, my girl left me.
Other Dude: That's the way the cookie crumbles...

by acetone May 31, 2004

it's the jizz

When a moment of great hilarity or importance occurs.

"That video of the ninja baby is fuckin hilarious!"
"I know dude it's the jizz."

by Zack brah? June 2, 2009

What's the fuck?

When someone says "What the fuck" and you're not sure what they're on about.

Person 1: What the fuck?!
Person 2: What's the fuck?
Person 1: This weird shit that just happened.

by Glennicus November 25, 2018

that's the way the cookie crumbles

(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way

Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004

that’s the vibe

the phrase ”that’s the vibe” cannot be used interchangeably with ”mood” or ”same.” it expresses a kinship with that person and a shared feeling that runs much deeper than ”mood.” ”that’s the vibe” may also be used to express a feeling that runs deep but is not related to kinship with another person.

person a: the night air makes me pine for a place i’ve never known, and will never be able to know.

person b: that’s the vibe, bro.

by gabe saporta’s rentboy June 30, 2020