stained taint

Having wet farts so often that one's taint takes on the hue of shat.

Bill farted in front of john, the sound it made had the distinct sound of a gurgling sloppy shart. John quipped , I think you may have a stained taint after that one. You disgusting fucker!

by poopy pants fucktard January 23, 2016

gram staining

The act of jerking off into an open joint then smoking you or your friend's semen

The last time I went gram staining was when I was with my dad

by Brown fish April 19, 2017

fudge stain

A shit stain on the ass part of your pants

Dude, you got a wicked fudge stain going on!

by 98678596758674396748967 January 11, 2009

Gerbil stain

When you shoot a gerbil out of your ass and it hits something and leaves a poop stain.

Listen bro I’m sick of you leaving a gerbil stain all over my adult diapers

by Gerbilicous6969 May 13, 2018

dirk stain

A dirk is a cigarette. A dirk stain is the yellowing of the fingers due to the dirk smoke.

Katie: "ew man I need to quit smoking, these dirk stains are seriously gross!"

Jon: "cut up a raw potato and rub it on your fingers. I guarantee it'll take away your dirk stains"

by Chilli.k2 February 5, 2014

Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015