Pain stain

A black eye or any other bruise received from a fight

After the boxing match Dave's eye was sporting a huge pain stain

by Sundeamon666 April 29, 2013

Chic Stain

When the disco track is so good that it causes you to jizz in your pants

"He shot his load when the disco music started to play. That was one helluva Chic Stain"

by Wandster May 9, 2019

shum stain

A Shum stain is a mixture of shit and cum in the form of a stain.

Girlfriend: what is this weird smelly stain babe

Her Mans: oh that’s a shum stain from a long forgotten night full of drinks and fun

by JustOneOfTheBoys November 6, 2019

pajama stains

Crusty stains in incriminating locations

From the looks of the pajama stains I'd say all you've done this weekend is beat off and inhale cheetos.

by zygotesoup April 7, 2015

Stained Glass

1. Immediately after baking a Strawberry Shortcake, insert index and middle fingers into the pussy

2. Drill fingers in and out until they develop a web
3. Draw fingers out, leaving only the tips in

4. Spread fingers open

5. Take a look through the Stained Glass

As I peered through the Stained Glass, I accidentally coughed and blew a Chinese Weather Balloon

by TheWarOnSilence February 18, 2023

Ball stain

The salty ball sweat stain found on month old under wear worn by teenage skallies

Jog on ball stain ...

by Next doors cat June 28, 2016

Shit stain

The child of someone who is already a shit piece of a human being

Helga: hey brother I trust with the world, your kid snatched up my J. K. Rowling book and colored in it. Tell that little shit stain that he can get his own goddamn babysitter now.

by Lexilooxitive August 5, 2019