squirrel fucker

One who has a dick like an acorn that drives the squirrels NUTS

My friend Bill is a dirty squirrel fucker.

by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017

Cackin the squirrel

to masterbate in the most pleasureable way while making squirrel like noises. usually to continue wackin your pudd even after one has cummed

Bobby Gamache and Christian Parra started cackin the squirrel back to back in the back of a mini van.

by frank josiah April 9, 2010

Squirrel Tuck

When the dude’s nuts are pushed and tucked in her pussy or ass during coitus.

I couldn’t believe it braaaahh. I was banging Rachel from behind and she reached under, grabbed my balls and did the squirrel tuck. She said that should be enough for the winter.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Squirrel Brain

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.

"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

by FuckgirlMads May 3, 2018

squirrel's nest

A big hairy bush, most notable when a woman wears a swim suit at the pool or beach.

Kim really needs to shave, that squirrel's nest is so out of control, everybody is looking.

by Monte Pace April 26, 2008

squirrel handed

Having a squirrel for a hand. A rare condition, first discovered in one of Strongbad's emails.

Gregor is a weird name.

by omg! September 19, 2003

squirrel harvest

To insert your testicles into a womans vagina and proceed to have sex with her with only your testicles.

I totally gave your mom the squirrel harvest!

by Schnooge July 9, 2004