Southern Highlands

The Southern Highlands is a popular place for tourists of all kinds, though it is a health hazard because it is one of the two plantation tracts of the Yimmoy, a toxic plant to most humans. And because this yellow liquidy substance is present, there is an enormous amount of Andolokingnols is the area, another extremely dangerous life form. Not only that, if the Andolokingnol finds any creature near the Yimmoy, it would kill it slowly and painfully, and because the Andolokingnol are so fast, you would have no chance of getting away. Now, back to the Southern Highlands- The Southern Highlands are situated on the Eastern side of Never Seen Whaling (NSW), inland of the coast. It is mountanous, and for it's posotion, quite dry. It snows regularly in the higher parts, though most of the time it is a peaceful and monotonous place. It is a 1 and a half to 2 and a half hour drive from Sydney, and the climate is usually mildly warm, overcast, frosty and dry.

Lily: 'Where ARE you taking us?'
Catherine: 'Ah, just to the Southern Highlands'
Lily: 'You're joking! We'll die surely, no doubt about it, the Yimmoy are toxic!'
Catherine: 'Well, yes, they are, but we won't be going anywhere near them of course, because if we did, we'd be gobbled up by the Andolokingnol before you could say 'Southern Highlands'!
Lily: 'That's exactly my point . . .'

by Germah Horltott May 6, 2011

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Southern Pansie

The English version of an American hillbilly. They like to keep it in the family and are pretty bold about their sex life. Will ask for sex advice of fb and get a response from their mother/father.

The malfoys? They claim that they are pureblood, but we all know its because they are just a bunch of southern pansies.

by Usa Chan June 25, 2018

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southern belch

A southern female who has delusional belief she is on a par with the attractiveness or charm of any southern chic flic actress like Julia Roberts in Steel Magnolias or Mary Louise Parker in Fried green tomatoes. When in reality they have the sexual appeal of Kenny Powers.

Dude that southern belch is like the cowbell equivalent of snookie. Where's my mace?

by southern belch November 21, 2010

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Southern Virginia

So basically,Southern VA is hanging on by a small(very small) thread known as Northern Virginia (where all the cool, and yes rich, but dont hate us cause we are better off then you, we just work harder, people live). Southerners simply disgrace virginia. Thanks for growing all those crops, we like to eat them but, not gonna lie, we could get them else where. Ever notice, that when you tell people you're from Virginia the looks they give you? Unless you SPEICIFY northern va because then whoa, thats cool, and you are accepted as elite non hickian person. so sova (get it, cause we're nova?) thanks for the corn but stop complaining, because we're better then you and that's just something you have to learn to accept. Please be a little grateful from now on of us becuase we're doing you a big (very big) favor by remaining part of your state. So, good day kind sir, which is by the way is how polite, non-redneck, upper class human beings say goodbye in place of your grunts. And also, guys, the confederates LOST take down your flags and stop embarassing our nation.

person 1- hey look at that guy making out with his cousin with a farmers tan.
person 2- yeah, he must be from southern virginia, which is TOTALLY differnt from Northern Virginia.

by saragan December 22, 2004

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