chunky dick snot

A humorous slang term for "semen."

Is your chocolate starfish ready for my chunky dick snot?

by Clit Eatswood December 16, 2005

Crusty Snot Trough

The skid marks on a woman's panties caused by vaginal discharge which tends to dry and look like the combination of both a traditional skid mark and rock candy. Having the slight odor of urine, cum and rotted fish. This is one sign that the female in question has Gash Rash and is someone you may not want to go down on (for fear of growing hair on your tongue) or have sex with (at least not without wearing 10 condoms). Mostly prevalent at raves, strip clubs and Grateful Dead or Phish shows.

I went to the strip club and this dancer asked me to take her home and give it to her good. I was really looking forward to the sex until I pulled her g-string off with my teeth and saw the Crusty Snot Trough on the inside of the material.

by DJ Fuzzynutz January 9, 2011

Ball Snot

Ball Snot is a slang term for Sperm, generally used to disgust people for show, also referred to as Baby Batter / Man Milk.

I Can't belive she swallowed my ball snot.

by Lee H May 26, 2006

Skull Snot

When someone smacks you so hard on the back of your head that your nose runs.

"I'm going to smack you so hard you're gonna have skull snot!"

"Do you want to have skull snot?"

by Robbyn A. September 27, 2016

Fanny Snot

The creamy substance excreted from a dirty vagina.

Julia got her fanny snot all over my dick the other night.

by Bitch boii February 1, 2020

flesh eating snot weasel

a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.

my best freind was eaten by a flesh eating snot weasel.

by Rob Armer December 9, 2006

pecker snot

The hanging leftovers after ejaculation.

An expression used for someone who is mischievous.

Don't be a pecker snot!

by Chris December 2, 2003