snail man

an old man that drives 22 in a 65

a man that drives very slow

by red neck May 13, 2005

snailing

a sexual technique used primarily by homosexual males.

my boyfriend had a dream about two gay guys snailing. they said it drove them wild.

by pollo megro September 11, 2008

snail tracks

After a man blows a fat load up in a woman's vagina, if it drips out and she smears her puss, over the sheets it is said that she has made snail tracks.

"She can leave snail tracks as long as she washes the sheets and I don't have to sleep on the wet spot."

by An Informed User April 17, 2008

Snail Trail

The glistening trail left behind after a man pulls his penis out of a woman's vagina and he runs his penis on the woman. Usually after ejaculation as the penis softens and looks like a snail.

I was banging Anne last night and after I came I pulled out and gave her a snail trail on her stomach.

by Dr. Topher August 9, 2015

Snail Trailing

Having some semen on the tip of your penis and dragging it across an individual's face in a trail like matter.

We went snail trailing at my big brothers sleepover.

by Snail Trailer November 28, 2011

Snail Trail

the act of using the hand/forearm to rid the nose of running snot leaving a glistening path hence the name "snail trail". the trail usually begins on or near the index finger and runs at least half way up the forearm.

"I didn't have a Kleenex, so I just...snail trailed my snot and hoped that it was gone before i got to my elbow.

by nero11 February 12, 2008

Snail Dick

Having a small and crooked dick which coincidentally is very slow to get up. Greatly resembles the curved part of the back of the snail.

My chinese friend happens to have a snail dick.

by tobo4564564 April 1, 2009