Microwave shuffle

A condition which occurs usually at work where everyone is trying to use one or two microwaves to heat up their lunch at the same time. Made worse when the microwave and fridge are crammed into some small room.

I try to eat my lunch early to avoid the microwave shuffle.

by Kiloh Jonson December 12, 2009

Jennings shuffle

The bowl-legged, heat rash induced walk one gets after either not showering or eating spicy boudin from Jennings, Louisiana. This is a turn off to the female species. The Jennings shuffle can be caused by lack of clean hygiene, heat rash, eating spicy cajun food, and never washing clothes. Sufferers of the shuffle usually do not wipe well, nor do they comb their hair or brush their teeth.

Is that guy drunk? No, he's just doing the Jennings shuffle after eating tabasco-laced boudin and sweating too much.

by westernsky June 28, 2012

iPhone Shuffle

The act of someone walking at a snails pace in front of you in a busy street or venue, while checking their iPhone, updating their status, tweeting etc.

"The guy in front of me was moving so effing slow and he wasn't even watching in front of him. Too busy checking his texts.
He was set to iPhone shuffle."

by Adsinjapan September 1, 2013

bun shuffling

When a man sticks his penis in between two thicc women's booties and shakes back and forth between them until ejaculation.

Guy: Bro I went bun shuffling with Amy and Sarah last night and it was awesome!

by N16H7SL1C3 October 18, 2017

Donkey Shuffle

The act of walking around ones house whilst receiving anal intercourse from ones partner.

Thelma was doing the Donkey Shuffle and getting her chores done while Jim followed her around pillaging her anus.

by thetendertaint January 4, 2018

Boston Shuffle

When someone wipes their arse with the same piece of toilet paper in a back and forth motion, rather than the wipe once and drop method. It’s not clear why people do this, but it probably smears shit all over their backside.

“There’s a strange sound coming from that cubicle, like someone sanding a piece of wood”
“Oh that’s probably Clive, he likes to do the Boston Shuffle. He’s smearing it around like peanut butter”

by Chelvis Presley June 7, 2018

Tevin Shuffle

The act of shuffling a deck of cards and always having the top card remain the same.

The Ace of spades again did you just do a Tevin Shuffle?

by Vape69Lord February 8, 2022