Shirt Tailing

When a man is having rapid intercourse with a woman and another man sticks his dick to the first mans dick (side) and the force from the first dick pulls the second dick into the woman along with it.

Harry: Last night I went into Dave's room while he was fucking his girlfriend and I started shirt tailing myself in.
Dave: Yea dude, what was up with that?
Harry: You shouldn't have left an opening.

by qualat February 19, 2010

Checkered Shirt

Also known as tablecloth or ironing cloth in South Asia, especially Pakistan. Repurposed as a cleaning tool after wear and tear.

Super: Hey Mom, I'm going out. How does this checkered shirt look?

Supermom: It looks good son, but it has some curry on it. And how are we going to eat now?

by nomanito June 19, 2019

pregnant shirt

a shirt, preferably low cut, that is tight around the bosom and then flowy from there on down; usually worn as a dress shirt to a party that will involve great quantities of good food, so that one's stomach does not appear larger.

I wore my pregnant shirt today, because Amy's mom makes so much food at her parties!!

by Walrus, -i m. December 10, 2008

Man shirt

A long sleeved, button up, collared shirt that is often worn by men to pick up women at a bar. Usually worn untucked with expensive jeans.

Put on a man shirt, we're going to the bar.

by CH-Juice March 29, 2009

Shirt Taco

The act of wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones pink taco.

My girlfriend had some serious shirt taco going on last night.

by The Shirt Cock January 24, 2011

Shirt Job

When someone wraps a shirt around your penis and gives you a blowjob.

Hey did you get anywhere with her last night?

Yeah man she gave me a shirt job!

by The Golden Boys. September 16, 2010

nice shirt

Used as a get out clause to laugh at something you shouldnt really be laughing at. So everybody thinks your laughing at your friends shirt when really your laughing at the unfortunate person/thing.

used in conjunction with a direction, often the classic time direction to avoid unwanted attention.

'After seeing really tall woman with really small man in front of us'

Me: Nice shirt 12 O'Clock

Friend: Pfffff

by Maudley November 26, 2006