Devil’s scooter

CRJ-200 - a sad and uncomfortable regional jet

I’ve managed to get the Devil’s Scooter up to FL370 without core locking the engines before.

by Fly2nite December 11, 2021

Scooter

A cute preppy cheap girl who wants a man.

That pretty scooter just wants you, take her.

by Safaribro August 24, 2023

scooter

smoothe

Nice choice in whiskey; and if you get the chance, try Slane Triple Casket as it is very scooter as soon as it passes your lips!

by BounceyBouncy August 11, 2021

Scootered

To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.

Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.

John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.

by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018

Side Scooter

(Noun) A female (in some rare cases there can be male ones) who commits to a scooter greaser’s way of living. Also known as a side bitch or side hoe. Typically called on when true wife/spouse, gf/bf or significant other is gone or busy.

Look at those scooter greasers! And look there’s Betty, thats his side scooter!

by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018

scooter turd

It a rare disease

Sorry I h-have a s-scooter turd

by Afriendofajanobo December 30, 2018

E scooter

When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always

man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"

by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022