Sales mercial

An item you would Sell using an add or commercial

You tell someone they can sell their idea using a Sales Mercial

by Z Cool December 21, 2023

fruit sales

the selling of very good fruity weed.

Lets get downtown. i know a dude with some mad fruit sales.

by Dmitri Antwon July 29, 2011

Sale

time when a store lowers the price of something below the original.

buyer: how much are the pants worth?
seller: they cost 20,000 but with the sale 15,000

by elsolitario157 June 2, 2020

Zimbabwe Ringtone Sales

A stan twitter inside-joke that focuses on Beyonce and her stans bringing up unusual metrics wherein she is higly acclaimed.

"Help I noticed that Beyonce is not getting enough streams compared to our faves"
"It's okay because she has Twitter vibes and Zimbabwe ringtone sales bestie"

by Saitama123 August 31, 2025

Sale

Time when a store sells something below the original price

buyer: how much are the pants worth?
seller: they cost 20,000 but with the sale 15,000

by elsolitario157 June 2, 2020

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012