A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
Get the Speed Runnermug. A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
Get the Speed runnermug. A retarded little white thing that runs around Free Country, USA. He has a retarded speech impediment and always borrows fondue sets.
by Cory Sanford April 8, 2004
Get the homestar runnermug. A supposed "high" attained by release of endorphins during and after high amounts of aerobic activity. Possibly developed in the 1960's as a way to get the drug addicts of the class to exercise. Current research indicates no high is ever achieved via this method, and so can efficiently labeled "Bullshit".
Fred: Hey man! Lets go for a run and get a runner's high!
Me: You're an idiot. Go take some LSD.
Fred(tripping): OH MY GOD!!!! THE COLORS ARE TALKING TO ME!!!!
Me: You're an idiot. Go take some LSD.
Fred(tripping): OH MY GOD!!!! THE COLORS ARE TALKING TO ME!!!!
by yourmomisgreat69 April 7, 2009
Get the Runner's Highmug. Man? Myth? Legend? Who knows. The native americans used to tell stories of a man so fast that he made deer look like snails. Nobody knows where this creature is today, but all we do know is that he is winning everything.
Idiot: Have you ever heard of Joe Witt (Runner)?
Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!
Educated Man: Yeah, I think he just won the Olympics!
by Folkteller4life October 10, 2012
Get the Joe Witt (Runner)mug. by sowie April 29, 2003
Get the good runnermug. A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl
by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016
Get the Speed Runnermug.