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Mud Roach

The male version of a mud cricket. Wears designer jeans and fancy boots and drives a jacked up truck pretending to be a country cowboy. Fucks any mud cricket whore in sight with short shorts and boots on. Has never seen a farm or driven a tractor but thinks he's country because he listens to Jelly Roll and Sam Hunt.
Look at all them Mud Roaches and their lifted trucks tailgating at the Florida Georgia Line concert.
by Thew12 August 30, 2023
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kissing the roach

The action of trying to smoke the last smokeable bit of a blunt.
"Don't burn your fingers when you're kissing the roach!"

"Hey man, it's practically a roach now but do you wanna try and kiss it?"
by poudreaux April 30, 2015
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Suicide Roach

A roach that crawls toward you to see if it will get smashed.
"Woah smash it. That suicide roach is taunting you."
by KyshwnCrpntr February 17, 2015
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Roach Approach

The act of laying there and doing nothing while your partner goes to town during sex.
“How do you have sex when your shitfaced?”
“I just kick back and take the Roach Approach.”
by BigBoyDiamond October 16, 2021
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Instagram roach

A person who uses the app to get more likes and followers / a female who thinks they are the shit because they get a lot of Ig Likes
She's such an Instagram roach for using the app
by Scrub ass females August 5, 2016
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roach gambling

When u win a few times and wanna quit not giving action back to the nigga u beat out the money
Ed I beat you once I don't wanna play no mo
King U roach gambling now winning money and leaving without giving me a chance to win it back?
by MrShutdown19 April 12, 2017
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goat roach

Goat Roaches: adjective; 1) any male or female whose behavior is trifling, bold, ghetto, and extremely disrespectful to others. Lacking class, self respect, and a highschool education. If it looks like a roach, walks like a roach, and hides when the lights come on, IT'S A ROACH!
Bonquesha sells all of her food stamps every month never making sure that her eight kids have food, she is such a Goat Roach!
by GGdaMakeupArtist January 24, 2017
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