resting bitch face

The resting birch face or RBF is a condition where when someone’s face is resting or is expressionless, they seem to appear bitchy/mad/snobby. This condition normally effects many woman worldwide. Although they may seem bitchy, it isn’t intentional it’s just natural for them.

“Woah! Look at Jessica, she’s so mad. I bet she’s gonna be so bitchy today.”
Reality: “I heard the pizza there is good...should I order some later?” -Jessica’s head
“Natalie, are you okay? You look really mad...”
Reality: “Huh? No, I’m fine. I was just blanking out”
Sometimes, random people might hate you just because you always look bitchy.
“Why does Rebecca hate me so much?”
Friend: “I dunno. Probably because you look so bitchy all the time because of that RESTING BITCH FACE of yours.”

by jjpotatoes September 27, 2018

Restaurant

A place where people pay to sit and eat meals that are cooked and served on the premises.

Let's go to the new restaurant downtown.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

Athletes Rest

Every good athlete has a wife. ( if hes a man)...wife being you. So what athletes rest consists of, in the inner workings of course...is The athlete coming home from a hard days training, competition, or day of watching sports, and thinking about his wife. This is not all however. Athletes rest also consists of Friday night, guarenteed cuddling. Thats why I really started it. Cuz you see...you get very...tight...very......how do i say this....sore? from all the hard work all week long. So then friday comes, and as soon as you have your wife in your arms...all the pain goes away. It's really better than icy hot...read the label if you dont believe me.

Im sore...and I miss the wife. I'm going home for some Athletes Rest .

by Strizalkouski January 20, 2009

Schlongs Restauraunt

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless

Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??

by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011

menace reset

To throw up after drinking a lot, specifically in order to drink more.

Jason: Blood! You gotta try this whiskey.
Renae: Heck yeah! But I’m pretty drunk, so let me go do a Menace reset and then I’ll try it!

by FegelFatso November 19, 2018

tom's restaurant

the name of the diner that the seinfeld crew always went to. While the Tom's was blocked out on the show, it is an actual restaurant found in new york that has amazing business thanks to the show.

Tom's restaurant must have great food if they always went there, right?

by thegreatmonkey November 23, 2004

Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City

A stupid-ass fucking trend created by a YouTuber called PhillpSoloTv that many other stupid idiots tried to copy. Basically, in these YouTube videos, people go on Yelp to find their worst reviewed restaurant and read the reviews of that restaurant. Then, they actually go to that restaurant, and when they get there, they usually don’t film the outside of the restaurant because they “don’t want to give away the location or the name of the restaurant”. So they don’t film the outside of the restaurant for some odd fucking reason. Anyways, when they get inside the restaurant they order their food and when they eat their food, they claim that they found something in their food (like a hair or something) But it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves just to get views. One video I watched someone found a cockroach in their food but it’s very obvious that they put it in there themselves. Some videos I watched they make us think the food is from the actual restaurant and they eat the food somewhere else (like a park or their house) but really, they made the food themselves. This shows how fucking stupid Youtubers can be.

The Eating At The Worst Reviewed Restaurant In My City is a fucking stupid trend!

by Minecraft1238 January 14, 2019