1 definition by jjpotatoes
The resting birch face or RBF is a condition where when someone’s face is resting or is expressionless, they seem to appear bitchy/mad/snobby. This condition normally effects many woman worldwide. Although they may seem bitchy, it isn’t intentional it’s just natural for them.
“Woah! Look at Jessica, she’s so mad. I bet she’s gonna be so bitchy today.”
Reality: “I heard the pizza there is good...should I order some later?” -Jessica’s head
“Natalie, are you okay? You look really mad...”
Reality: “Huh? No, I’m fine. I was just blanking out”
Sometimes, random people might hate you just because you always look bitchy.
“Why does Rebecca hate me so much?”
Friend: “I dunno. Probably because you look so bitchy all the time because of that RESTING BITCH FACE of yours.”
Reality: “I heard the pizza there is good...should I order some later?” -Jessica’s head
“Natalie, are you okay? You look really mad...”
Reality: “Huh? No, I’m fine. I was just blanking out”
Sometimes, random people might hate you just because you always look bitchy.
“Why does Rebecca hate me so much?”
Friend: “I dunno. Probably because you look so bitchy all the time because of that RESTING BITCH FACE of yours.”
by jjpotatoes September 27, 2018
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