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religion

natural human reaction to a hostile and mysterious universe.
In the early days man used religion to try and explain weather and other phenomena which were out of the reach of human understanding at that time.
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religion

a total lie to not make you feel like shit
religion helps me not kill myself
by Dic pic Danny January 13, 2018
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RELIGION

A futile attempt at processing all of life's wonders and mysteries into one, easy-to-follow dogma.

Different groups of simpletons try harder and harder to compress life into a digestible fear-furrow, the two biggest of which of Christians and Atheists, who are either extreme of the idiot scale.
RELIGION:

Christianity
Buddhism
Shinto
Atheism
Islam
Richard Dawkins readers
Oprah
All Your Base Are Belong To Us
by mike McGrath-Bryan January 7, 2009
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religion

The first lesson of being a Con artist
Look mom it's Jesus! Actuality it's a con artist milking out your money
Religion the best way to get money!!
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religion

The generic excuse for massacring millions and hating others
"I hate gays and went to war. Why? My religion... duh."
by Imright,weallknowit January 12, 2016
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religion

What just about everyone in this world makes fun of .... until when after they die and stand before God, they (the non-believers) crap their pants.

For some, it takes a crisis in life to wake them up, where they go to God for help. Some people are too ignorant to do so, where they miss out on the blessings God gives people who accept him and Jesus Christ.

Everyone in this world has the right to risk burning in hell for not believing in God and accepting Jesus Christ as our savior.
Person #1: "Religion is so bogus! There isn't a God! Where's the proof?! I believe in this flawed world, not the bible. You're just wasting your time on religion man! Religious people are dumbasses! TEHEHE!!!"

Person #2: Ha! Make fun of it all you want. We will all see one day who the dumbass is. It must suck thinking that when we all die, that's it, no more life.
by Kevin Johnny March 31, 2007
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religion

Totally for gays, hypocrits and old people! get a real life COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
only old people, gays and hypocrits go to church, why bother?
by Aaron January 15, 2004
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