realfag

Internet slang, originating from image boards such as 4chan, to denote someone who discusses their offline life (particularly offline relationships or relationship problems) on the board. Derogatory.

OP: help me /b/, my anniversary is tomorrow and I have no idea what to get my girlfriend
Reply: le sigh, gtfo realfag

by fhtagn August 28, 2013

Real Muthaphuckkin G's

A rap song made by Californian rapper Eazy-E that was released in August 1993. The song was a response to fellow rapper and former friend and colleague Dr. Dre's "Fuck Wit Dre Day" which slandered Eazy. The song features Gangsta Dresta and BG Knocc Out. The song also attacks Snoop Dogg, who Dre made songs with, and Death Row Records, owned by Suge Knight, who Dre struck a deal with.

Eazy mentions the famous event in which Dr. Dre assaulted TV personality Dee Barnes along with calling Dre and Snoop "studio gangstas". He finishes with calling Death Row "Dre's boot camp".

"Yo, have you listen to "Real Muthaphuckkin G's yet? It's dope!"

by MobbParadise May 8, 2021

Hitler's real death

When Hitler challenged anne Frank to a duel he aimed and pulled the trigger however his gun was made in America. The bullet could sense the Nazism in Hitler's fingers and turned arownd in midair screaming "Right back at ya, buckaroo"

and Killed Hitler

("Hitler's real death")

by Totaly not a boy named dillin October 18, 2019

the real world

A reality TV show that airs on MTV. A show that started out with some noble goals about diversity, social issues, etc. It has, however, devolved into a mindless homo erotic hot tub party of drunken twenty-somethings. All cast members think they'll never have to work a real job after they've been on the show. Former Real World "stars" wind up broke and being pimped out to "make an appearance" at seedy nightclubs for a few hundred bucks. Totally pathetic.

The continued success of the Real World shocks even the most jaded MTV programming director. "People actually still watch this crap?"

by Joseph N Marks August 21, 2007

Cartoon Network Real

1. A block of shows on Cartoon Network focusing solely on real people and live action.

2. A paradoxical block of shows on Cartoon Network that have absolutely nothing to do with cartoons (Thus the paradox).

3. A diabolical creation made by snobby executives who have no respect for classic cartoons, ratings, or what kids want.

"Hey, have you seen that new series called Cartoon Network Real?"

"Cartoon Network Real? You mean that series that's an obscenity to all things cartoon, and a blatent disregard for the network's name?"

"That's the one!"

by The Green Pirate August 29, 2009

real shit

1. phrase used when someone says something relatable about a struggle
2. also used to describe a time when somebody said something deep or "real"
3. Could be used as "on that real shit" to describe the authenticity of a person's actions

1. "Man, the economy sucks."
"Right? On some real shit."

2. "We got high af the other night, and Joey started talking about how nothing is real and we all die in the end."
"Damn. Sounds like Joey was on some real shit."
3. No matter how famous he got, he never let it get to him. He stayed down-to-earth. He's still on that real shit."

by sodakid111 December 31, 2017

Non-Real Time

time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.

Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.

Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.

Kevin- Good thinking!

Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.

by CCS612 April 15, 2009