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Typical tattooed rugby lad

Loud, annoying and think they're gods gift to woman. Usually as thick as a concrete slab and only cares about 'the lads' beer, rugby and gaming
Look at him over there who keeps pulling the push door! Must be a typical tattooed rugby lad

He has like two drags on a spliff and it knocks him out, must be a typical tattooed rugby lad
by Exactlywhoyouthinkiam June 25, 2020
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Rugby

I'm so fucking tired of people saying Football is "Soft Rugby". Now think about this, imagine if your watching a Rugby game, only that all the players had Motorcycle Helmets and VERY hard shoulder pads made of hard plastic. The tackles would be 10x as hard with these items on. While I will admit that these things DO make the tackler feel less pain when they tackle an opposing player, it DOES make the person recieving the tackle hurt A LOT more.

Not only that, but the game of Rugby contains no strategy whatsoever. While in Football, you have to memorize over 400+ plays and 17 Formations and you have to do it PERFECTLY. Like for instance, your a Wide Reciever and the QB says "42 red Right" you must know EXACTLY what rout your going to take, whether it's a hook, slant, straight, etc. None of that in Rubgy, you could be a complete dumbass and still be succesful in Rugby, that's not true with football.
Rugby should be renamed "Soft Football With NO Strategy"
by Geeter September 14, 2008
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rugby

A sport involving extremely drunk Englishmen. Like hockey, but way lamer, and unpadded, thereby resulting in excessive pain. Oh yeah, they also go about 100 miles an hour (that's 160.9 kph for you europussies) in hockey, thereby proving the supreme dominance of the Sport.

Europeans, especially the English, have a deep-seated desire for rugby to truly be the most manly sport ever. Soccer, or "football" (see idunno's definition of american football,) can also be used to fit this position. Unfortunately, this is a misconception, based on the Europeans' internal fears of inferiority to the Americans.
Englishman: Rugby is a man's sport. Football and American Football are gay.

Frenchman: Football is a man's sport. Rugby and American Football are gay.

American: FOOTBALL KICKS YOUR SORRY EUROPEAN ASSES AND THEIR GAY SPORTS INTO NEXT WEEK!
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rugby player 1: "omg! THE PAIN! OWWW"
rugby player 2: "that's so sadomasochistic! mm mm mm!"
football player: "i need a manicure"
american football player: "*buuuurp*"
by binary132 October 16, 2004
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an exciting, open, 13 players per team game. not to be confused with a mind numbing game known as union (see kick and clap )
if (num_players==15) {
kick();
clap();
}else if (num_players==13){
pass();
run();
tackle();
score();
}
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Ruga Monster

One who comences the act of violently ass ramming an individual with their penis, Large squid,or any other phalical object.
Friend: So what did you do last night?
Other Friend: I proceeded to play some dude in soul calibur IV and was the ruga monster for a good 10 rounds.
by TheRugaMonster March 14, 2009
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Rugly

Rugly Puffs is the name of a teddy bear in the book series by A.A.Cullum

Rugly has stuffing fungus and might explode at any second. Parrot gets stolen and his friends launch a rescue raid on a high security compound with dogs and an electric fence. How can it have a happy ending?

www.RuglyPuffs.com
Rugly Puffs a bear who's adventure books are so gripping you start worrying that it’s a new addiction.
by Rugly Puffs August 29, 2009
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Rugby

A game less popular in England than Football, but more popular in 3rd world countries like Wales, who cant football. (and when i say football i mean FOOTBALL, in its original sense... not in its queer arse American sense)
Rugby sucks, Football for ever
by 4bseh October 8, 2004
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