crumb rubber

A rubber that has been in your wallet for far too long and is starting to crumble.

"Hey , Bae you ready for some sugar?"
"Ya, hang on."
"Shit, all I have left is this crumb rubber."
"It's cool Bae, this won't be my first kid."
"What?!?"

by ur ban this January 10, 2017

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Rubber lips

Someone with lying lips.

" I must be the one with the rubber lips for claiming my comments was not racist" J. GRUDEN

by TabbiLee October 11, 2021

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Rubber fucked

Having sex with a condom on.

(Not having to worry about stds or pregnancy)

Duuudeeee, i totallly rubber fucked that ho last night.

by Somerandompersonyoudontknow June 28, 2011

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by fartermcgee June 17, 2023

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