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Rent Free

"Cg always get mentioned by MDM and RDM while CG just vibe"
CG really are rent free in Mandown’s head.
by RIPMDMBozo May 22, 2022
mugGet the Rent Freemug.

rent cuck

Someone who pays more rent than the asking price.
1: You must be getting a great deal on this apartment, right?
2: Actually my boyfriend is a rent cuck so we're spending nearly $500 more than our next door neighbors.
by dots4dickn June 30, 2023
mugGet the rent cuckmug.

Coffee Rent

The coffee or low-priced item you buy at a cafe in order to validate spending a long time in the cafe.

Commonly applied in situations where the cafe has a comfortable spot to read or do homework, or offers free wifi.

Considered an excellent means of preventing dirty looks from baristas and managers.
"Let's go study at the cafe down the street."
"No thanks, I can't afford the coffee rent"
by Wooden Leg Named Smyth September 1, 2011
mugGet the Coffee Rentmug.

rent-a-badge

Don't call College of DuPage Public Safety this because the campus is big enough to require it's own police force. Wheaton College public safety are known as the equal to a mall cop as they have no firearms. College of DuPage Police are often driving in marked police cars as they're fully armed and trained on the Off Campus Center across the building. They don't call College of DuPage the college of law enforcement for nothing. They were teaching them how to handle cybercrime in 1997, and the webmasters were training them how to bust pedophiles aka Perverted Justice .
The Public Safety at College of DuPage will joke with you but what ever you do, don't call them a rent-a-badge because they will nail you for slandering a police officer. Wheaton College on the other hand, call them what you want over the events of the Hijab Affair They have a fully functioning Police Department and often carrying a glock for their sidearm choice. According to Wikipedia Public Safety at College of DuPage are known as Campus Police.
by illinoishorrorman August 22, 2018
mugGet the rent-a-badgemug.

Renting a Kia

When you are overwhelmed by the smell of pot, similar to the smell of opening the door of a cheap rental car whose last renter used it to hot box.
Damn bro, you smell that? It’s like we’re renting a Kia.
by ProfP2025 June 1, 2025
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rent fart

Evicting ones tenants by means of anal release.
Get out and walk you ain’t paid your rent “

“Marko done a pure rent fart outside the pub... his rent must be due
by CrazyKiller999 July 24, 2018
mugGet the rent fartmug.

Rent

When something is so good, you are willing to give up the rent for it.
That woman is rent!!!!! That pussy was rent!!
by Shawn Armes September 11, 2021
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