cuddle puddle 

G-Rated orgy, a pile of cuddles

-hey man you coming to the cuddle puddle.
-hell yeah man.

cuddle puddle by jeffstrongman February 27, 2015

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle 

Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.

;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!

Cowboy boot in a mud puddle by aries:) January 5, 2010

Muddy Puddle 

An act where male/female cum is inserted inside the anus as the owner of the anus defecates. This results in a muddy puddle. Can be used as a noun or a verb depending on the sentence.

"I wanna muddy puddle her so bad."
"He's gonna get a muddy puddle."

Muddy Puddle by Vaginalover6996 June 23, 2017

Texas Mud Puddle

When you have a girl on her back for anal intercourse, you pull out and rub your member on her belly button to make it brown then unload in her belly button. Hence the mud puddle.

Troy: So how did your date go with Mindy?
Ernie: I didn't think anything was going to happen but before I knew it she was on her back and I was giving her a Texas Mud Puddle.

Texas Mud Puddle by Lunchbox2 March 23, 2011

cuddle puddle 

what is left on the bed after making love to a "squirter"

I met this super hot chick last night, and we had the most awesome sex, but then I had to go out & buy a new mattress because there was an enormous cuddle puddle!

cuddle puddle by CLP7 May 5, 2014

meat puddle 

pussy

Hey baby, I wanna step in your meat puddle.

meat puddle by Bishop Floggin August 3, 2003

Pink Puddle 

A euphemism for having vaginal sex during the period, named for the pinkish mess created by the intermingling of blood and semen.

1. She was really horny during her period so we made a pink puddle.

Pink Puddle by Sub30ms September 6, 2007