negrodamus promise

originated by chuck wilson..it is another name for a jimmy tap....a slap to the nuts

that fo just got a negrodamus promise

by bubba hotep March 3, 2005

promise

something that was made to be broken.

a promise made is a promise broken.

by TheDirector January 13, 2007

promission

It's a mission and a promise!

Look i will watch Skins its a mission! It's a promise! It's a promission!

by pbimpette December 8, 2009

prom promise

a bullshit declaration that some high school students are forced to sign by their goody goody two shoes parents that says that they won't use alcohol or drugs during prom night. Ah-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!

Prom Promise is an idea spawned by extreme MADD-types, Tipper Gore-types and soccer moms. If you resort to having your kids make such chicken shit pledges like that then you don't really trust them and you ain't raising them up in a good way. If you've done your max to rear them right then you have to let them loose.

1. "...he's got to make his own mistakes..."
RUSH
New World Man

2. the little birdie has to fly sometime.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 14, 2009

Promasternate

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.

Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.

by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

Promasticating

Chewing a decision over without committing to an outcome.

Bill was promasticating over what to have for lunch.

by J_ro__ September 14, 2016

promasturbating

The act of procrastinating, by specifically masturbating.

"Has Timmy done his homework yet?"
"Nah, he's promasturbating in the shower still."

by fillman86 May 27, 2018