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profucktive 

when you are so busy working and being productive but manage to squeeze in a really hot fuck session
her: oh wow, i had a stack of papers to enter and spreadsheets to update but i took a longer break and we had the hottest sex ever!
coworker: no wonder you're so happy at work! you're profucktive to the nth!
profucktive by wingedunicorn January 28, 2013

Profucktive 

When you need to be productive but dont give a Fuck
''Oh no im behind on my nutrition project and Time plans!!''
''Better go get Profucktive m8''
Profucktive by ImmortalRocker April 1, 2015

broductive

Used as an adjective to describe an act of being abnormally active and useful with your bro. I.e, not spending your day being inebriated by noon.

Also to be used as a noun, Broductivity used to decribe the act of accomplishing useful deeds (working on trucks, yard work, chores, etc.) without the excesive consumption of alcohol or drugs aiding in the halt of being productive with a bro.
Dude, after doing all that yard work today, I feel like we were really Broductive.
broductive by Mack attack January 17, 2016

Pornductive 

Pornductivity Noun
Unpornductivity Noun - Antonym
Pornductive Adjective
Unpornductive Adjective - Antonym

1. The act of (not) being productive at work because of watching porn while we are supposed to be working.
– I don't have too much work this afternoon. I think it's going to be a very pornductive afternoon!
– The boss is not having much work as usual. He hasn't taken his eyes off the screen, so he must be having a very pornductive day.
Pornductive by Morrissex February 29, 2016

Pornductive 

Pornductivity Noun
Unpornductivity Noun - Antonym
Pornductive Adjective
Unpornductive Adjective - Antonym

1. The act of (not) being productive at work because of watching porn while we are supposed to be working.
– I don't have too much work this afternoon. I think it's going to be a very pornductive afternoon!
– The boss is not having much work as usual. He hasn't taken his eyes off the screen, so he must be having a very pornductive day.
Pornductive by Morrissex February 29, 2016

Protective hot 

Someone who does not have a hot face but has a hot ass body
Damn Tina don't you think max is hot?!

Na b he protective hot af tho!
Protective hot by drizzyabel March 22, 2016