president

A person who enforces the law of adultery, yet does it himself.

If I'm going to pay 150 dollars, I better get what the president got!

by Heaven's Devil March 30, 2003

PRESIDENT

publicity stunt

First bush, Whats next Michael Jackson?

by Jeremy May 20, 2004

President George W. Bush

Lord, people who don't respect their leaders should be the ones with war on the hands.

"George sure solved that Saddam issue, i don't see any of you doing that."

Go Bush!

Fuck the Hippies they should all be mowed down in a tank like at Tinaman Square, Fuck You!

by Who else is it gonna fucking be?...Wankers! October 23, 2004

black president

something we wont see in this life time

Clinton was the closest thing we will have to a black president for the next 1-2 centuries

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

President

A word amongst the black community (originally from Harlem, US) replaced with the widely controversial word Nigger. Thus, creating a more positive way to use the word President instead of Nigger.

This be my president right here.

Few of my president’s and I are going to a house party, you coming president?

by Barack Obama. February 25, 2009

my president is black

Something people started saying after Barack Obama was elected as president. President Obama is actually half white, with the other half being black African. Fox News accuses him of being a Soviet despite having no idea what Marxism-Leninism even is.

My president is black, my Lambos blue...

by kmfr November 4, 2010

The Best Presidents, and the Worst

1. Barack Obama
2. Abraham Lincoln
3. Thomas Jefferson
4. George Washington
5. Joe Biden
Bottom of the list:

46. Donald J. Trump

The Spirits of the Past Presidents Deciding who are The Best Presidents, and the Worst.
(In Heaven)
Abraham Lincoln's: Ugh, is that expired cheeto running for a 2nd term?
George Washingtin: Ugh, he's such a pussy grabber.
Thomas Jefferson: Well, on the bright side, America gained a few more braincells and have to vote Biden.
(After election)
Abraham Lincoln: Yay! Joe Biden won against that possessed orange.
Thomas Jefferson: Phew!
(50 years later - In Heaven)
Joe Biden: Hey guys! It was fun being president

(Hell)
Donald Trump: SATAN I KNOW I CHEATED ON MY 17 EXES MANY TIMES WHICH IS AS BAD AS KILLING IN THE BIBLE, BUT PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO EARTH TO GRAB MORE PU- I MEAN DONATE TO CHARITY!

by TrumpIsATramp December 2, 2020