premarital marriage

Marriage before Marriage

Kristy, may I have your daughters' hand in Premarital Marriage

by Logan_____ May 5, 2020

Pempe the butter

To carefully take the time to observe and analyze a situation.

This term originated from the Nigerian music track titled “Pempe the butter” written and sung by artist Adé Lasodé

If you Pempe the butter you will understand it better.

Pempe the butter to discover the way things dey scatter
Just Pempe the butter.

by EDAASL June 16, 2020

Premer

A shithole located on the edge of the famous Liverpool Plains in north western NSW. With a population of 85 in 2016 (a decline from the 224 in 2006) it is a filthy pit of junkies and dole bludgers. The population is mainly made up of people wishing to live far enough away from a reasonably sized town that they can grab some extra money from Centrelink. Famous for its half a house (that someone lives in I think) and a post office that doesn’t sell stamps. The pub can only serve frozen pizza and the beers cost double the standard price. To insure travellers safety the Coonabarabran road does not actually run through Premer to prevent cars being stoned by the locals. The NSW government does not recommend entering town limits.

Farmer 1: you coming to the pub in Premer tonight?
Farmer 2: shit no I don’t go near there unless I’m outta beer and really desperate!

by AussieSicko September 7, 2020

pemp

acronym for physical emotional and mental pain

sorry babe...gotta lay low for a while. gotta a whole lot of pemp!

by pussy bee October 4, 2020

PDempsexual

Attracted to Patrick Dempsey. Aka McDreamy

Parents: hey are u pansexual???
Me: No I’m Pdempsexual

by anonymous January 17, 2021

Prematurely Belated

The act of being precisely on time without being late or early.

I watched as our waitress prematurely belated everyone's food.

by HulkSpider March 31, 2021

peemple

A pimple inside the urethra, which blocks the normal flow of urine. This may lead to extremely hazardous situations.

I had a great Tinder date and I went back to her place. Right before the dicking-down I had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Little did I know, I had a peemple, so pee flew everywhere in that room, covering the entire room with pee. It was so bad I had to sneak out of the house.

by zeezer43 July 9, 2021